Schmuck Mitten

What is Schmuck Mitten?

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!

"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."

"damn straight!"

See schmuck, mitten, smitten, thats what she said, tu madre

a mitten for your schmuck.

derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.

"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."

"i know, right??"

See schmuck, mitten, smitten, thats what she said, tu madre

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