What is Schmuck Mitten?
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a
"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"
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a
derr!
oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.
"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"
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