What is Schmuck Mitten?
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a
"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"
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a
derr!
oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.
"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"
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Random Words:
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The procedure of getting your 'fingers messy' when fingering your girl, in other words masturbating a girl for their pleaure
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a noise made when ejaculating
eg oh oh oh ah "kasploozal"..
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Tampons
"oh dear i've just got my period, better get some vampire mice"
See tampon, vampire, mice, period, blood..
