Schmuck-on-wheels

What is Schmuck-on-wheels?


1.

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.

person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"

person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"

See goodfellas, greaseball, schmuck, fool, chump


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