What is Schmuffeled?
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Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph
Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.
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A person who displays their nude body on the Internet.
You don't wanna be a takin that Internet cowgirl over to see your mom or da..