Schmuffin Top

What is Schmuffin Top?

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!

Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

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