Schmuffin Top

What is Schmuffin Top?

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!

Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

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Caller Id

1. While having sex with a girl, call her cell phone and when she goes to get it start to masturbate behind her. When she gets to her phon..

Canadian Dessert

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Highway Hostess

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