Schmulk Edit Meaning

1. To be extremely drunk such that one cannot see or hear properly. Dude, help me off the floooooorr, I'm fathomed!..

1. You are running around in your car and you forgot where you were going and you ended up someplace else. I was going to the store to get..

1. A load of fuckin bollocks that people believe will bring you happiness but only brings poverty, disorientation and a temporary loss of c..