Schmulk Edit Meaning

1. The act of using frozen fecal matter(poo) as a dildo or other sexual aid. "Dude, me and my girlfriend froze some crap after our sc..

1. In the old days of no central heating, a night so cold it took 3 dogs sleeping with you to keep you warm enough. Man, last night was re..

1. when a female whom you do not like or find attractive is riding you and you lose your boner. so the takes a cucumber or her fist and sta..