Schmulk Edit Meaning

1. When people post on any pc forum, usually one about a videogame, with thier inflated "stats". In an effort to feel cool or sho..

1. The art of having anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman. In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels like an oven ..

1. The area between your legs. Your crotch. Damn Betty, go shower, you've got one jankyundercarriage...