What is Schmunktail?
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Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.
Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.
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An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men.
Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male..
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Don't make any fucking plans, ok!?!
On the side of the box it said:"May cause drowsiness"..
