Schmunktail

What is Schmunktail?


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Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.

Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.

See drunk, retarded, sex, porn, steamer, alcohol, beer, wine, liquor, booze, scotch, whiskey, rum, vodka


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