Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Makeout-out

1. to makeout twice as hardcore we makeout-out like crazy all the time See makeout, kiss, hug, french, close..

Face Harness

1. A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The pic..

Oryx

1. The act of inserting 1 finger into the vaginal opening (normally the index finger), and 2 into the anus (normally the middle and "p..

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