Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Flampanct

1. The state of being so high out of your mind you make up words and sentences do not make sense any longer. Guys, guys...guys. I am FLAM..

Lesbionic Tongue

1. to carry out cunnilingus for long periods of time without failing. my girls got a lesbionic tongue See mary mary..

Pallet Nigger

1. a dirtbag that builds pallets for less than minimum wage, and talks on the cb to other filthys. i chased that pallet nigger red dog off..

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