Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Splah

1. A nonsense word, usually used when someone doesn't want to answer a certain question. Bob: Dude, Bob3 told me you love Bobette. Is..

Yhtmaaaiyp

1. YHTMAAAIYP - a meta recursive acronym useful in reviews of professional writing "You have too many acronyms and abbreviations in yo..

Quimjob

1. The practice of geting the male sh-long off via thrusting it not in, but accross the female quim. Dude what a fuckin good quimjob sara ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Schmurg Edit Meaning