Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

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Zacc

1. 1.A person of homosexual origin. Zaccs usually live off of Unemployment checks and routinely pleasure themselves while watching Lifetime..

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