Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Hugging The Puppy

1. Masterbating I was late to work this morning 'cause I was busy hugging the puppy. Jane thought it was odd the Carl said he spent ..

Barazetti

1. A term for a gentleman who is intelligent and charming but lacks a little in height Aww, he is such a barazetti... :) See ladies man, ..

Hoobadoob

1. yes the monkey has landed the hoobadoob likes Sean and will always be there for him unless he sux then he'll be like ur an asshole..

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