Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Zone Out

1. To Look Stoned, While Being Very Deep In Thought. "Jen zoned out the other day in music class. Then the teacher was like 'OM..

1. A being who takes the dark path of gaming. "FGS, i have to play rtcw, FGS, my gf says i hav to FGS" 2. Release Group Dark ..

Smother Monkey

1. A golfer whose favorite shot, especially under pressure, is a low driving hook which pounds itself into the ground before heading direct..

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