Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Vortes

1. How german people say warts. Or a bad CS player. Did ze witch give zu more vortes? Or Danggg that Vortes sucks at CS. See vort, vorte..

Pimpernickel

1. The bread that a pimp needs to consume daily in order to obtain his proper nourishment to be able to pimp. "Dag yo, i'm feeli..

Lolplink

1. In the video game Guitar Hero, when one misses notes (causing a 'plink' sound) it is sometimes referred to as 'lolplink&a..

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