Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Uberageness

1. n. An occurance of uber-greatness. Needless suffixes compulsory. "Woah, did you see Mrs. Roman's head explode in English? It ..

Urine Scrub

1. when one is peeing standing up and aims his urine at the stuck on feces from a previous duecein order to scrub the feces loose. guy 1: ..

/not

1. an adjective used after something that u dont agree with. it's like saying "that was pretty good, NOT!" "BITCH, u j..

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