Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Thats The Gas

1. this phrase means that someone is ting you badly...but don't use it because it's retarded. "so did you meet anyo..

Affcot

1. The sort of fart you would hope someone to talk after..

Lajbaj

1. laugh at jo being a jerk omg jo is so stupid... lajbaj See stupid, lol, jo, funny, jerk..

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