Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Luns

1. straight pubic hair named after the fang (the original posessor) his pubes werent the normal ones, they were luns..

Hurtubise

1. A reference to a very large male reproductive organ. Check out the hurtubise on that guy. See longschlong, ponis, peeny, sparticus, hu..

1. The male equivalent of a queef, a Queef-Fart A.K.A. QF Greg loves to QF after he has blown you so make sure to cum in his ass... See g..

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