Schmurg

What is Schmurg?


1.

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out


32

Random Words:

1. In polish it means to get drunk. Mostly use when the life is hard of many reasons. You don't care and get drunk to forget. From t..
1. Any friend who introduces you to hot, slutty women they know in order to bed them. Yo Luke, thanks for being such a good vaginal shoeho..
1. meaning anything at all, used when something is not known. person1:what the hell is that? person2: uhh a zickum? person3: who knows m..