Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

I'm Tracking You Like A Pawn Shop Vcr.

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The Taste

1. the taste of vagina, whether it be good or bad TJ loves the taste, he is forced to eat it every day See oral sex, vagina, pussy, cunt,..

Lick It Bite It

1. To be exact it means to eat an apple that has been hollowed out to make a pipe for smoking ganja. Jaq: "Budgie eat this" Bud..

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