Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

W+k

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

Inaugural Hog

1. The first dump taken in a newly occupied house or apartment. We moved in on Saturday and Steve took the inaugural hog in the master bat..

Buck Studs

1. Those Cracker-Jack-box Diamonique studearrings that any poserbuck will wear. Manitory dress code for anyone with a recording or sports ..

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