Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Petting The Bunny

1. Female masterbation. I was horny so I started petting the bunny. See petting, masturbation, jerking, cum, wanking..

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Gypsies/pikeys

1. The most horrible and vile humans to "grace" the Earth. They tend to live in caravan sites, but can also be found in the midd..

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