Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

3 Bags

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Cock Broker

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Fuckdust

1. General term of abuse used quite a lot in the 1980s Get lost fuckdust. All right, that's enough fuckdust. It was fuckdust over h..

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