Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Neckscarf

1. Ghey indietrend that involves wearing cloth around your neck much like a bib. "Eeeww!! Why do these people insist on wearing table..

Derrick Cheng

1. definitely pimp status! ghetto fabulous (or not), super stealthy ninja, good at trumpet, really good at lacrosse/sports in general, Gir..

Rocks Are Too Big

1. 1. Obviously Photoshoped image. 2. Something that is completely and undeniably fake. That picture of the dwarf being shot out of the ..

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