Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Qualenis

1. A decrepid black penis that is more fragile that it appears. plural: "qualeni") Yo' mutha Fucka, dats one slippery der..

W.l.

1. Wide Load Damn Man That Bitch Has Got One Wide ASS..

Krogman

1. He's the buff private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks My eyes are bleeding See Biggus Dickus..

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