Schmurg

What is Schmurg?

To Masturbate.

Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

See masturbate, jerk off, ejaculate, rub one out

Hot And Bothered

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I'll Do It Tomorrow

1. when you don't feel like doing anything and want to procrastinate "do your homework." "i'll do it tomorrow&qu..

Porno Music

1. Music that can commonly be found in a pornographic video, or heard while having sexual intercourse. "I know this sounds like porno..

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