What is Schmurpht?
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The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.
"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"
"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"
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an extinct dinosaur from the paleolithic period that indulged itself in oral sex with female dinosaurs
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a bit of cotton that a woman inserts in her vagina whilst on the rag
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