What is Schmurpht?
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The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.
"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"
"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"
Random Words:
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Lacking in substance; vacuous, inane.
A reference to wine tasting - where all the substance is in the scent of the bouquet, but nothing..