What is Schmurpht?
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The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.
"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"
"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"
Random Words:
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to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.
I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend...
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Someone who will spill their feelings to anyone that breathes. This term can be applied to both men and women.
This is not to be confu..
