Schmurpht

What is Schmurpht?


1.

The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.

"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"

"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"


95

Random Words:

1. Swahilislang word, exact meaning is "your moms pussy". It might not make sense however in the swahiliit has a deeper meaning...
1. Queenie Quit is when you do something so incredibly drastic for a girl, thinking it will win her affections for you. The phrase comes f..
1. The combination of the two words ugly and ass. Pronounced ugg-lah. Eric runs around yelling "ugliiiah" at all the girls. Se..