What is Schmurpht?
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The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.
"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"
"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"
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When you take a goldfish cracker and stick it in a goldfish's mouth then shove the goldfish up your ass.
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Someone so devious that they would murder an enemy's daughter by slashing her throat and then commit a sexual act on the wound.
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