What is Schmurpht?
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The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.
"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"
"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"
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A woman masturbating.
"your watching fight club! when i get home i dont want to catch you playing the D.J!"
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When a man goes in for a physical and plays a joke on the Dr. by tucking his nuts back into his abdomen and when the Dr. goes to do the ..
