What is Schmuzz Fest?
1.
a hash bar or druggie's house or generally anywhere where breathing will make you high
woah man! this schmuzz fest is great! i can see so many colours!
2.
any event where david kelvin is present
"The second Dave walked into the room, the party became a smmuzz fest."
3.
A party or social event that has turned boring or crappy
"Hey Man! Let's get the hell out of this Schmuzz fest"
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