Schnapple Edit Meaning

1. When a yuppie (upper-middle class suburbanite) decides to take up jogging in the early morning. Usually takes place near expensive housi..

1. Bra size for an elderly woman who has lost her perky breast. In her hayday Grandma was a hottie with 34D's- now she is a 36 long!..

1. Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus. "last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my..