Schnarf

What is Schnarf?


1.

To spray one's drink out of one's nose as the result of sudden laughter.

I schnarfed my chocolate milk when the mouse ran up the lunch lady's leg.

2.

To clear one's nasal passage by covering one nostril and blowing out the other.

"My old man schnarfed while doing yardwork. It was disgusting."

See snot, booger, shnarf, blow, nose

3.

Slang for cocaine

Hey buddy, you got any schnarf i can buy?

See Buck

4.

A cheap, low quality, home made alcoholic drink made from apple juice and baker's yeast. Brewed (much like wine or beer) to have the highest possible alcoholic content.

That schnarf tastes horrible but it'll get you drunk!

See snarf

5.

someone who farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.

That dude is so weird. He's probably a schnarf.

6.

Sniffing women's bicycle seats

"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"

"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"

"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)

See shnarf, snarf

7.

definately, absolutely, positively, surely

Statement : It sure is hot today....

Reply: Fer schnarf!!!!


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