What is Schneer?
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1. Adjective- a feeling that things no longer make any logical sense at all. (He felt a sensation of Schneer when he saw that pig dressed as a ninja uslessly whipping that tree with a 10 foot extension chord)
2. Verb- to be thrown out of whack in an indescribable way (Dude, He totally Schneered you when he sang youthat rediculous song about 15 dimensional space to the tune of "Every Breath You Take" by the police
3. Noun- a quirky 17 year old high school student from Bellmore NY, who is also known to some by his first name Ryan (I don't think this one requires an example)
Ted: "Why did larry drop out of high school?"
John: "He had a traumatic experience with a screwdriver and a bag of whipped cream, he was Schneered pretty bad, hes in that hospital up in poughkipsee now, the people down there say he keeps muttering something about Culombs law of electric charge and the syndicated television show king od the hill"
Mother: "why has johnny turned into a plastic model Of optimus prime made of elmers glue and ester of rosin?"
Teacher "johnny was feeling very schneer today"
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