What is Schnice?
1.
A combination of 2 words both special and nice. Used especially around blind dates that you liked but would never see again. Also used around your friends when describing your younger mentally retarded brother. Not a nice word.
Also used around people who say something stupid and you want to let them know that what they said was something a special, mentally retarded person would say.
Example 1
Sesile: I hear you have a sister. I need a date this weekend. Is she fine? Would I get some?
Homer: You can meet her but I have to warn you. All I can say about her is she is schnice.
Sesile: Aww man...I don't date girls that are tards
Example 2
Homer: You have a fine sister...NOT!
Sesile: Schnice man. That was real schnice.
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