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When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeat..
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"Through the back door" means having anal sex.
My girlfriend loves me so much, she lets me fuck her through the back door...
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
