Schnorkel

What is Schnorkel?

1. V. The brief out-breath when a dog prepares to sniff you and sprays a mist of dog goobers on you.

2. N. The goober mist emitted from a happy doggy's nasal out-breath.

"Yuck! I went to pet Pugmo and she schnorkeled me. I gotta go wash up." (From non-dog lover)

"Pugmo is so cute with that schnorkel breath." (Dog lover)

See dog, breath, goobers, spray, boogers

A huge, usually jewish nose. An extreme version of a Schnozz or shnozz

DAMN! Check out that bitch's nose.

-What a schnorkel!

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