Schnorks

What is Schnorks?

1.

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

See Spacecow

2.

A strange amalgamation of logic, wit, insanity, indecision, and is one of those people who is somehow is never ever wrong about anything. Doesn't participate in many communities besides IRC (which is okay but come on the TRC forums need more people :( ). In any case he is a very kewl person and is surprisingly hard to summarize properly.

schnorks is a good person to visit if your magic trumpet dispenser is not functioning properly

3.

Ultimate sex machine.

<schnorks> I'M GONNA POUND SOME POONTANG RIGHT NOW. HUH.

4.

A carbonic beverage best served with sliced Spacecow, sworn enemy of Yumblie

No?

See Mars

5.

An underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is an underwater creature!!!"
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