Schnorks

What is Schnorks?

1.

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

See Spacecow

2.

A strange amalgamation of logic, wit, insanity, indecision, and is one of those people who is somehow is never ever wrong about anything. Doesn't participate in many communities besides IRC (which is okay but come on the TRC forums need more people :( ). In any case he is a very kewl person and is surprisingly hard to summarize properly.

schnorks is a good person to visit if your magic trumpet dispenser is not functioning properly

3.

Ultimate sex machine.

<schnorks> I'M GONNA POUND SOME POONTANG RIGHT NOW. HUH.

4.

A carbonic beverage best served with sliced Spacecow, sworn enemy of Yumblie

No?

See Mars

5.

An underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is an underwater creature!!!"
68

Random Words:

Jigga City
1. Nickname for Baton Rouge, Louisiana because everyone always Jiggin up in here. New Orleans is called Choppa City, well us in Baton Roug..
Read more
Baby Bentley
1. a way to describe a beat up old car you wish was a bentley dave calls his beat up neon his baby bentley. See neon, junk, trashed, whit..
Read more
Stupid Town
1. 1. Not quite married anymore but not yet divorced= stupid town because, one way or another, someone (or both) is a fucking idiot. 2. A ..
Read more
Book Banner