What is Schnuffle?
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The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).
Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.
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The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair..