Schocks

What is Schocks?


1.

The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire

Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?

Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?

Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!

See Malaria


39

Random Words:

1. A pro yank mono-tashed crow-nosed gun nut. "I aint no olna" "Just coz i like guns dont make me no olna" See olna..
1. When a midget cums all over someone's face Man I would love for mini-me to give that bitch some leprechaun mist...
1. When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice ..