Schocks

What is Schocks?


1.

The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire

Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?

Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?

Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!

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