What is Schocks?
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The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire
Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?
Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?
Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!
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To have anal sex.
Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, ..
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The act of a man draping his genitals over another person shoulders. (variation of T-bagging)
"Dude i jus got eagle perched" ..
