What is Schoenberger?
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The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.
Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!
Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
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A woman who has sex with another woman by rubbing their vagina's together
She wouldn't have sex with me so she must have been..
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No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend...