Scholarshit

What is Scholarshit?

the process by which you fill out out countless forms, write essays and whore yourself out in order to gain scholarships.

Bailey: I should be doing scholarshit.

Adil: Me too, but I'd rather have my wisdom teeth taken out by a hobo with pliers and no pain killers.

See scholarship, scholarships, scholar, college

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