School Jetlag

What is School Jetlag?


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Problem on the last night of the school holidays, which is to be followed by the first day of school. You are forced to adjust yourself back into your old sleeping pattern, in the knowledge that you will be up before 7am, but cannot get to sleep.

*5 students collapse*

"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."

See jet, lag, jetlag, school, tired, sleep


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