Schoolboy Humour Alphabet Edit Meaning

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schoolboy humour alphabet is the A - Z of lavatorial words used by schoolboys

schoolboy humour alphabet

1690: An important date in Irish history, the Battle of the Boyne; the best sexualposition in 10

Anus: A good laugh is always had at Uranus

Arsehole: A person who talks through his backside

Bog: The toilet where you go for a crap and/or a wank

Bogs: Toilets and Utinals

Bonk: A fuckeg a good bonk - a woman worth fucking

Bum: Backside

Bumf: Toilet paper

Cavalier: A boy with an uncircumsised penis

Clitor clittyA woman's fanny

Crack: A woman's fanny

Crap: A load of shit

Cum: Spunk all over hands when you wank

Cunt: A woman's fanny

Dick: Penis

Escort Agency: Upmarket name for Prossie

Fag: A cigarette; a younger boy who runs errands for a prefect),

Fairy:

Fart: Wind blown out of your arsehole

Feck: Irishword for Fuck

Frenchies: French Letters

Frig: An alternative for Feck or Fuck

Fuck: Sexual intercourse with a woman

Geld: Castrate

Goolies: Testicles

Handjob: Having a wank

Hard on, a: A stiff dickor prick

Homo: A homosexualboy

Hump: Fuckor Bonk

Jack Off: Masturbate

Jacks: Urinals

Loo: see Bogs

Pansy: a bit of a sissy

Poof: A homosexual boy

Poofter: homosexual boy

Prick: Penis

Queer: A homosexual boy

Roundhead: A boy who is circumcisedShit and shite: crapdumped in the bog

Six of the Best: an old expression.

A good caning given by a master or prefect

(Political Correctness means Corporal Punishment is no longer allowed).

Skiv or Skivvie: School maids. Not bad looking women.

Many of the older boys want to fuck them. Some probably do fuck them.

Sissy:

Spunk: The creamy white stuff all over your hands when you have a wank

Tits or Titties: Breastsof a woman

Toss: Masturbate

Tosser: Someone indulging in wanking

Tossing: Masturbating or wanking.

Toss off: Masturbating or wanking.

Tuck Shop: School foodis OK. Many guys like buying a snack at the tuckshop.

Wank: Masturbate

Wanker: Someone who masturbates

Wet Dream: You dream you are fucking a woman, get a hard onand wake up feeling

somewhat wet with spunk all over the bed. Basically it is masturbating with no hands.

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