What is Schpeeve Monkey?
1.
A man who has so much back hair that he appears to be the missing link between apes and human beings. This is often times most noticed at the beach and in public pools and also in the north eastern part of our nation due to the cold weather. Schpeeve monkeys are also generally overweight and at least middle aged.
"Is that a bear that fell into the pool?"
"No, it's just a schpeeve monkey."
See
Random Words:
1.
Referring to anything that is awesome with "queer" added to the beginning. An attempt at reclaiming "queer" as a str..
1.
If you fly and in da club and some fucking ugly ass bitch comes up to u and asks to dance that bitch better check her self.
Number 12 d..
