Schplatt

What is Schplatt?

verb: to cum, ejaculate, jizz blow ur load

Guy: i schplatted all over your mothers face last night

Ask ur wife if she managed to clean all that schplatt i left on her sofe

I schplatted all over ur homework bitch

See jizz, cum, sperm, semen, dickcheese

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