Schplatt

What is Schplatt?

verb: to cum, ejaculate, jizz blow ur load

Guy: i schplatted all over your mothers face last night

Ask ur wife if she managed to clean all that schplatt i left on her sofe

I schplatted all over ur homework bitch

See jizz, cum, sperm, semen, dickcheese

Cake Hard

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Irjdk

1. An abbreviation for "I Really Just Don´t Know" And is sometimes used insted of idk Guy1: How old is she? Guy2: irjdk.. See..

James Hockey

1. Something very fun and enjoyable "The boy was having a james hockey of a day."..

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