Schplock

What is Schplock?

The noise a £2 coin in a condom makes when you hit someone with it.

"Schplock"

"Ow, you bastard.You hit me with that makeshift death trap thats really a thing that you spend inserted into a cock sock"

See schplock, coin, condom, cock sock

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