Schproing

What is Schproing?

The sound a jack-in-the-box makes when opened.

The sound that something springy and tightly bound makes when it is finally released.

His dork popped outta his buttoned fly with a mighty schproing when sexy Sadie strolled by.

See schwing, boing, kerplop, flump, spring

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