Schrimshered

What is Schrimshered?

To render oneself useless and in turn, to cause oneself great distress and hardship in life.

Ashton sat on the couch all day, missing class and failing his tests. He schrimshered himself.

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Cookiegasm

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Zednicked

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Your Momma's Hood

1. what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's ski..

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