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sum1 who gets arse in the face 4 2 quid
u got 2 quid no fuck off u rumple sniff
See spraff, bum, begger..
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When you pick at your toe nails when they are long enough to get a peice that looks like a quarter moon.
While I was on the computer, I..
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The sudden realization of understanding a quote.
Jeff: Dude you're a complete blonde.
David: Wait what?
Jeff: ...
David: Ohhhhh..