What is Schrutebucks?
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A reward for doing something good in the office, as awarded by the regional manager. The exchange rate of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickles is the same as Unicorns to Leprechauns. One thousand Schrutebucks is 5 minutes extra for lunch. A Schrutebuck is worth 1/100 of a cent.
Employee 1: Are you ready to go back to work?
Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.
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A bitch you marry and he pretends to love you but in the end she just tries to steal all of your money.
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pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some fucktard's head off.
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