Schrutebucks

What is Schrutebucks?

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A reward for doing something good in the office, as awarded by the regional manager. The exchange rate of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickles is the same as Unicorns to Leprechauns. One thousand Schrutebucks is 5 minutes extra for lunch. A Schrutebuck is worth 1/100 of a cent.

Employee 1: Are you ready to go back to work?

Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.

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