Schruted

What is Schruted?

1.

verb. To mess up, to screw up. The origins of this comes from the TV series The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 12 "Traveling Salesman". The expression was first used by Andy Bernard (Ed Helms)

Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.

Michael: What?

Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?

Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.

See schrute, mistake, office, error, screwed up

2.

To utterly and completely mess something up in a very irreversible manner. To fuck up big time. To make a big mistake. To make yourself look foolish. To suck a dick (no homo). To suck, period.

oh man i'm so sorry, i totally schruted that interview!

See schrute, shrute, scrute, screw, screwed
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