Schtoink Edit Meaning

1. Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to beat you in the penis with a laptop. "Dude i j..

1. a small shrivled baby penis preferably canadians little mikey was caught playing with his pud22 in the basement by jhis older brother B..

1. A huge assmonkey preppy boy who thinks he has friends, but really doesnt. A lot of people make fun of him behind his back, and he thinks..