Schtoon

What is Schtoon?


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Schtoon (Sh'toon) Vulgar Slang

v. Schtooned, Schtoon·ing, Schtoons

v. tr.

1. To have sexual intercourse with.

2. To show up or embarrass another with skill or luck.

3. To play or joke, often used with "with".

v. intr.

1. To engage in sexual intercourse.

2. To act stupid or against someone else's wishes.

n.

1. A unliked and often stupid person, interchangable with douchbag.

2. Used as an intensive: What the schtoon is going on?

Phrasal Nouns:

Schtoon-ball

1. A more direct and intense insult of a stupid and sometimes unliked individual.

Schtoon-bag

1. A wad of meaty flash (usually a human being, or raccoon) that embodies the quality of being an idiotand douchebagat the same time.

Often pronounced Schteen or Schtawn, the word is quite versatile in it's meanings and useage--which can often be improvised to create such things as, "Schtawn-sac" or "Schteen-wad".

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"Hey schtoon-bag, ready to go eat?"

"Naw, I've still got some work to do.

"You're schtoonin' with me right?"

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"Dude, that shot was so cheap--you shouldn't have won!"

"HAHA SCHTOON-SAC, I TOTALLY SCHTOONED YOUR ASS!"

See fuck, retard, idiot, insult, vulgar, slang, hilarious


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