Schtroumpf

What is Schtroumpf?


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Un petit nabot bleu.

A little blue elf.

"Les Schtroumpfs" was a Belgian comic by Peyo that Hannah Barbara bought and made into a cartoon, translating the title as Smurfs. Smurf sounds SO STUPID, so never use that word! Always say schtroumpf. It's ten letters long, but only one syllable, pronounced: sh't'<rh>oomp'ff.

In the comic, the schtroumpfs replace random verbs, nouns, and adverbs with schtroumpfer, schtroumpf, and schtroumpfement.

Some examples of characters from the comic are:

Grand Schtroumpf ('Big' Schtroumpf/~Papa Smurf~)

Schtroumpf à Lunettes (Schtroumpf with Glasses/~Brainy Smurf~)

Schtoumpf Caustaud (Strong Schtroumpf)

Schtroumpfette (~Smurfette~)

Schtroumpf Maladroit (~Clumsy Smurf~)

Schtroumpf Gourmand (self-explanatory)

Bébé Schtroumpf (~Baby Smurf~)

Vieux-Vieux Schtroumpf (Old-Old Schtroumpf)

eg.1. "C'est schtroumpf alors! comment'c'que j'peux avancer dans le travail avec toutes ces maudits carottes au-dessus d'MA tête?!"

eg.2. "Il faut toujours travailler soigneusement, n'est-ce pas, et m'écouter pour schtroumpfer c'que j'dis, n'est-ce pas, car c'est c'que dit l'Grand Schtroumpf, n'est-ce PAS..."


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