What is Schtumpy?
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It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?
Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!
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A person of sadistic and psychotic nature who engages in sexual activity with dead people while on fire in a tree
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