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The DefCon 1 of party status. Can only be achieved on a weeknight. Pure mischief and utter disregard.
"It's already 11, I g..
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Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his ..
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like hat hair, but worse.
Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Pe..