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to be kept in a cellar and raped repetitively by a relative
Eaton: "I had to go to a wedding instead of having a mandate"
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When you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee after drinking copious amounts of water the evening before. Typically leads to..
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an explanation of a poorly-executed or fundamentally unfunny attempt at humor, performed so as to mitigate embarrassment at not receivin..
