What is Schum?
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1. To ejaculate forcefully onto a surface and then shit forcefully in a diarrhea way, on the same spot, and then mixing the two to form a cum and shit mixture, or schum.
Dude, I schummed on Stephen's bed last night. That'll teach him not to fuck my girlfriend!!
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The act of farting into a woman's vagina, then sucking out the fart air and then blowing the fart air into her mouth.
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That which is amazingly like something a n00b would do.
Omg, that death was n00badelic!
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To masturbate to the beat of music.
Give me 15 minutes I have to go musasturbate...