Schum

What is Schum?


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1. To ejaculate forcefully onto a surface and then shit forcefully in a diarrhea way, on the same spot, and then mixing the two to form a cum and shit mixture, or schum.

Dude, I schummed on Stephen's bed last night. That'll teach him not to fuck my girlfriend!!

See shit, cum, superduper, creampie, assjizz


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