Schumer

What is Schumer?

A person who drinks excessively, often has sex with mudsharks and throws people in trunks of police cars.

Hey that guy got really schumered. or that guy pulled a schumer by putting those innocent people in the trunk.

Blue Orgy Theorem

1. (First off, the Blue Orgy Theorem is a tangent of the Bubble Theorem.) When people get control over these Pink Bubbles (mentioned in Bu..

Nipple Rack

1. The worst kind of useless. The idea is that God had some extra nipples and needed somewhere to hang them or something to hold them. A ..

You Tell Me

1. I could scarcely bear the thought of inhabiting the same universe as you. Pottsy says: what happened last weekend? Ed says: You tell..

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