Schumi

What is Schumi?


1.

Nickname for the the German Formula One driver, Michael Schumacher.

"Forza schumi" cried the tifosi as Michael Schumacher crosses the line to win the Italian Grand Prix.

"Schumi's Ferrari has suffered a cracked exhaust, which means he is now out of this years Monaco Grand Prix"

See ferrari, benetton, jordan, Matt

2.

The act of gently throwing your skim board out in front of you as you run along the beach, just before jumping on and riding the board away. Its much more subtle than just chucking your board out in front of you, and it must be done correctly otherwise your ride will flop!

If you get the schumi right, the rest of its a piece of cake.

He didn't schumi the board properly and ended up going arse over, what a wanker.

See skimboard

3.

to drive against the rule;

to race without sportmanship;

Paul: You shouldn't cut accross a chicane to overtake me. It's the Schumi's way of racing.

Peter: Sorry, I didn't mean to do Schumi's things. I've just tried to avoid crashing because my brake didn't work.

See schumacher, chicane, race, rule, drive, Senna

4.

One hell of a stupid wank ass gypsy. You have to hate him to love him :/


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