What is Schurtle?
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Someone who smokes Newport 100's and uses cheap generic toilet paper (usually stolen from resident hall bathrooms)
"Damn boy did you that girl using generic toilet paper and smoking newport 100's"
"oh yeah she's such a smishnin schurtle"
"Calamazoo!!!"
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the result of a procedure by which the penis is surgically modified to produce a vagina by means of plastic surgery.
I was drunk enough..
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Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.
Jeremy:..
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evidence left behind from vomitting in public
"Dude, don't look in the water fountain. Someone left yak tracks."
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