Schurtle

What is Schurtle?

Someone who smokes Newport 100's and uses cheap generic toilet paper (usually stolen from resident hall bathrooms)

"Damn boy did you that girl using generic toilet paper and smoking newport 100's"

"oh yeah she's such a smishnin schurtle"

"Calamazoo!!!"

See calamazoo, smishnin, toilet paper, newports

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