What is Schurtle?
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Someone who smokes Newport 100's and uses cheap generic toilet paper (usually stolen from resident hall bathrooms)
"Damn boy did you that girl using generic toilet paper and smoking newport 100's"
"oh yeah she's such a smishnin schurtle"
"Calamazoo!!!"
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taking a shit in the tank of a toilet.
also known as the poop-tank.
holy fuck! someone brown-tanked the toilets in the elementary scho..
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occurs when a soccer mom is watching a game, and the ball leaves the field of play striking her Slurpie, spraying it all over her breast..
