Schuyler Van Buskirk

What is Schuyler Van Buskirk?

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1. Master of Ownage

2. Prone to saying such phrases as: "OWNED!" or "IN THE FACE!"

3. Able to hurl multiple object as you at high velocities.

"Dude, that guy pulled a Schuyler Van Buskirk on that honkey mofo!"

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