Schvance

What is Schvance?

The term for a husky mid-western man's wang

Like the humanitarian he is, Chad fed that crack whore a healthy portion of his schvance.

A term used for a man's penis.

So last night I was with this chick and I was banging her until my schvance turned blue!

Valkrie

1. To cheat at something, vehemently deny it, get caught, and still proclaim innocence. Rafael Palmeiro, a potential Hall of Famer with al..

Dirty Reuben

1. A sex act which starts off with the man wearing those Groucho Marx-looking glasses. You know…the ones with the fake nose and mustache. N..

Turtle Lips

1. The crotch area of a female after being completly shaven. See snausage for the male definition. No example is really necessary except ..

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