Schvantz

What is Schvantz?


1.

the male genitalia.

see also: cock, penis, dong, dick

also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.

twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!

See dick, cock, weiner, boner, weenus

2.

Yiddish for Penis.

He's got the schvantz of a bull! I'm walking bow-legged today!

See cock, dick, schlong, weiner


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