What is Schvantz?
1.
the male genitalia.
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also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.
twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!
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2.
Yiddish for Penis.
He's got the schvantz of a bull! I'm walking bow-legged today!
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