Schvontz

What is Schvontz?

German word for penis.

"Keith Lundy has a really small schvontz." Olga said to her friend after he failed to make love to her.

Disaster

1. A real elmore, fuck up, fiasco or general mess. Enron was a complete elmore; the result was a disaster for the shareholders and employe..

Arsefeck

1. when two are drinking together they will "ting" their glasses, bottom first, quickly followed by the top. "feck my arse&..

Mirn

1. "Mother I'd rather not...". Antonym to MILF any of the first ladies See Sarah..

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