Schwabby Edit Meaning

1. An unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud. While in a board of directors meeting..

1. one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina. Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right. See conquistador..

1. Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on th..