What is Schwade?
1.
combination of the slang word "schweet" and the name of the smooth material "suede". Used to describe something/someone awesome.
"how was last night's party?"
"sooo many hot chicks were there"
"schwade! that rules"
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2.
A "micropenis" or very very small excuse for one.
Holy shit he's got a schwade!
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A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.
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a little, petty jerk that metaphorically doesn't even come up to your waist in stature.
"man, did you hear what Arminda said ..
