What is Schwade?
1.
combination of the slang word "schweet" and the name of the smooth material "suede". Used to describe something/someone awesome.
"how was last night's party?"
"sooo many hot chicks were there"
"schwade! that rules"
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2.
A "micropenis" or very very small excuse for one.
Holy shit he's got a schwade!
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the act of rubbing the palm of a stinky hockey glove into an opponents face or face mask.
the defensemen rubbed his glove into the oppo..
