What is Schwag King?
1.
A wanna-be drug dealer who thinks it's cool to sell large quantities of low-quality mexican brick weed to his friends who clearly prefer dank.
I just bought 10 lbs of brown schwiggs from Taylor, the schwag king, for $650. It seems to be mostly moldy sticks and pencil shavings.
See
Random Words:
1.
The act of ripping a well used tampon from the vagina of a menstruating woman by the string and swinging as a lasso while riding her dur..
1.
The action of inserting ones elbow or knee into partners genitals, assimilating the sensation of being rooted by an elephant.
my boyfri..
1.
See kicks my (fucking) face off.
"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"
See Sigmund Freud..
