Schwag King

What is Schwag King?

A wanna-be drug dealer who thinks it's cool to sell large quantities of low-quality mexican brick weed to his friends who clearly prefer dank.

I just bought 10 lbs of brown schwiggs from Taylor, the schwag king, for $650. It seems to be mostly moldy sticks and pencil shavings.

See custy, weed, pencil shavings

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Bumch

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Eventure

1. An adventure while under the influence of ecstasy. While we were rollingwe wanted to walk around, and before we knew it we were on an e..

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