What is Schwag King?
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A wanna-be drug dealer who thinks it's cool to sell large quantities of low-quality mexican brick weed to his friends who clearly prefer dank.
I just bought 10 lbs of brown schwiggs from Taylor, the schwag king, for $650. It seems to be mostly moldy sticks and pencil shavings.
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Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.
It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night..
