Schwag Turkey Edit Meaning

1. An apricot eating bongo playing tapeworm. The apivore was great late night entertainment, and we only payed him in apricots...

1. Oral Sex, mmm, yummy I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chap..

1. A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies. See also Boffer, Pie masterFat Pastie Look at that fat pie merchant! Shut..