What is Schwagg Muffin?
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A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.
Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.
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An exclamatory response said when mishearing or misunderstanding the last thing said. Derived from both mishearing "too tipsy"..
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ejaculating onto a woman's face and immedately after pouring beer on her head
Damn I shouldnt have used the guiness on that bitch ..