Schwagg Muffin

What is Schwagg Muffin?

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.

See hobag, fugly, minger, butterface, schwagg nugget

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