What is Schwagg Muffin?
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A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.
Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.
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slang for erectile disfunction. when the stalk can't hold the head up any more.
guy1: so did you get your nurse from behind?
guy2..