Schwakums Edit Meaning

1. Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken. Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bat..

1. a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted..

1. when you are surprised and saw something amazing. Yawtzee! Look at those knockers on the bitch...