Schwakums Edit Meaning

1. A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards..

1. A primitive crone that has an aptitude for macaroons. "Dude, who's that simple minded, witch-like girl over there? The one th..

1. The full length word for Piano. Literally means "soft loud", which descibes the piano's musical range. The pianoforte. ..